Laughing At Yourself

I think this is one of the best qualities someone should have in order to make it through these tough economic days. I think if you don't cultivate the ability to put things into perspective and still enjoy life despite things that are going on, then things will just get tougher.


Here's a few things you can do to crack yourself up and lighten the load of daily life. I've tried these suggestions, so don't worry about it~it has been tested and no animals were harmed.

1. If you like to embarass yourself for 'fun,' eat a banana with coffee and a lot of cream in the morning. Then wash that down with Activa yogurt (any flavor--be creative and add Fiber One to it) and a Bran muffin. Once you've done all of that, drink two 12-ounce glasses of water, then jump on any public bus during traffic hour and let the party commence! Let me tell you--you'll discover a newfound appreciation and respect for the people who make Depends undergarments.

2. If you're not very fond of crapping in your pants, then have I got something equally entertaining for you, and another opportunity to make a memory for life. If you have to make a choice between wearing unflattering boots that are made to walk in ice and snow OR sport a stylish pair of leather boots that should only be worn when you get out of the limo on the red carpet to the front door of the venue---choose fashion! That way, when you fall on your ass in the middle of the busy streets of Manhattan, at least the passersby get to look at something pretty flailing in the air.

3. If you don't think that supporting the troops by providing public entertainment and making a spectacle of yourself is for you, then how about this? Stand in any line where people are waiting for a bus or at the grocery store, and just fart. Go ahead. Pull your own finger, and squeeze the cheese. Sure, you'll get lot of dirty looks, but you will have brought people together for a common purpose and goal--to keep away from your stanking behind. I know you'll have to face the wrath and disdain of those around you. But think of how much faster the line will move. And what about doubling all the fun by whipping your camera phone out and just start snapping away, taking pictures of the people giving you dirty looks. You'll be able to take deep whiffs if yourself while capturing the moment on film. You may not get away unscathed at that point, but think of all the kodak moments. They will be worth a thousand words, or at least a few fingers! This may not get you a cab, but it should provide you with enough memories to pass the time while you recover in the hospital.

Laughing at yourself--it's a character trait that everyone should have.